Sunday, November 16, 2008

Humor from Galye Erwin...

If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. -- Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. -- Mark Twain

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -- Will Rogers

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. -- Mark Twain

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. -- James Bovard

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -- Unknown

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. -- Mark Twain

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress. -- Mark Twain

What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. -- Edward Langley

A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have. --Thomas Jefferson