Unusual quotes

I was in a funny mood tonight, so I thought I would pass along how the world thinks:


Not all pain is gain.

You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.

When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.

Mediocrity - It takes a lot less time and most people won't notice the difference until it's too late.

If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.